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Fablelands mods ([personal profile] fablemods) wrote in [community profile] fablelands2018-08-27 11:34 pm

TDM/September.


Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...
You snap awake with a sudden jolt, the sounds of nature surrounding you. The ground is warm beneath your hands, a press of fabric under your head. Sit up. Look around. This isn't where you fell asleep. Not even close to it. But with no one around you, answers as to how you got there in the first place are a little beyond your reach for now.

If you decide to head off, don't forget your bag. You'll want that if you plan on making it out here. If you want to survive. And if you don't want to move, well...good luck. There's a shadow on the prowl. A rustle of leaves, a snap of twigs. Glowing eyes in the distance...

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Characters find themselves waking up on the bare ground (or a bed if they're very lucky), a leather pack beneath their head, and entirely alone. It's not where they fell asleep that night. Isn't even close. The sky is the wrong shade, the ground isn't quite right. The only note of familiarity are the clothes on their back.

Searching through their pack, characters will find a change of clothes, a few food rations, and something personal to them. They'll also find a pouch of wooden coins and a shard of mirror. Before they get a real chance to investigate those items though, they'll hear a rustle in the distance. The sounds of something moving around.

It's their cue to get moving too. And somehow, all characters find their feet guiding them in the same direction. Off towards the Great Lake, less than ten minutes walk away, no matter where on the island they first woke up.

Welcome to the island of Leutheria.
Welcome to the first ever event/test drive for Fablelands. Above is an arrival prompt that players are welcome to use to introduce or test out any characters they are interested in bringing to the game. Below is an on-going event that will be taking place throughout the month of September (though the wolf will still remain a constant presence on the island for the months to come). And of course, you are free to use this post for any other prompts you wish to use, or mirrorshard conversations too. All threads are able to be used as game canon, providing both players agree to it, and can ultimately be used for bonus AC if you wish to.

If you have any questions, please direct them to the FAQ.

And without further adieu, let's get on with the show!

premise | faq | taken/claims | locations | wishing well | bonus ac

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away...

You wake to the feeling of being watched. Of a set of unfamiliar eyes, of warm breath on the back of your neck. A jolt back to the land of the living, and it's gone. No matter how quick you are, how sneaky, the source of the disruption has long since disappeared, so you have no choice but to try and ignore it. To continue on with your day and try to set that moment of strangeness aside.

You eat, drink, speak with others. Perhaps you explore a little. Whatever it is you choose to do for the day, that feeling from the morning won't return. And by the time the sun sets and the moon glows brightly above, you've likely set those moments of strangeness aside. It's not like it's anything new, after all.

It's the same again for the next few days. No better, no worse. Something best ignored, right?

A speck of blood on the doorframe. That wasn't there before, was it?

A snap of twigs in the distance. A crunch of leaves.

Claw marks gouged deeply into the door.

Into the wall above your bed.

Scraps of red fabric, turned darker with blood. Pieces of fur. Of flesh.

Do you run and hide? Do you fight? Whatever you choose, it's definitely time to make sure your body parts aren't scattered next...
...what a horribly big mouth you have.

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Since first waking up on the island, characters have been stuck with that feeling of being watched. It isn't a constant. Isn't more than a few seconds at a time, dotted throughout the day. Investigation has never turned up much, and there's never been any sightings of the cause of it all.

Until now.

Throughout the first half of the week, characters will find themselves suffering from that feeling of being watched on a far more constant basis. Rather than it being a one-off, few seconds occurrence each day, that feeling will last for minutes at a time, and on multiple occasions.

However, it isn't until the fifth day that they'll start stumbling across physical signs of their monitoring. There are claw marks on doors. Spots of blood on the paths outside. A crack of twigs in the forests, or the imprint of bloodied paws in the snow.

Ten days in and those signs start finding their way indoors. Wet footprints, tinged with red. Claw marks in the walls, the floor. Torn sheets and the smell of wet...something. Whatever it is that's been watching you, its finally decided to come and say hello.

Two weeks in and characters will begin to have sightings of the creature, its fur dark and its eyes a glowing yellow. At times it looks like a wolf, prowling in the distance. At other times, it's walking on its hind legs, almost human were it not for the muzzle full of gleaming sharp teeth. Get too close, and it slips away like a shadow, gone between one blink and the next. It decides when to reach out to characters, not the other way round.

It's after characters finally get a good look at the creature that it starts leaving...gifts. Characters will start to find familiar items from their home worlds amidst the mess. The remains of a childhood pet, perhaps. Photographs of loved ones, faces torn almost beyond recognition. It's only once it delivers its final gift that the creature retreats to the trees again: a blood-splattered item of clothing that clearly belongs to the person the character misses the most at the time, alive or dead.

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peter (the lame one) quill ☆ starmunch

[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)

So I was left out in the cold. (arrival)



[ he wrenches himself off the ground with a violent snap, blinking his eyes unseeingly before rubbing at them to try and bring the world back into focus. ]

Crash landings really need to come with a gentle cycle.

[ he murmurs, rubbing at his neck. where's his team? he remembers a moment later that it was only drax, mantis and himself, rocket and groot having gone with that super dumb and not at all handsome thor guy, and gamora- he'd find her. he'd always find her. ]

Okay, Morons, Olly olly oxen free! [ he yells before reaching behind him to push up off the ground only to be met by a backpack under his hand. what the...? ] Okay, who left their... bag.

[ he looks around before digging through the thing, throwing things carelessly behind him. wooden disks? useless. snacks? less useless. good looking out, whoever you are. his walkman? wait. why is his stuff in here?? there's also a tiny sapphire frog, like the same one he buried with yondu. he takes it out and swallows. this is starting to really freak him out. he sets his personal items down more softly and dives back in, ripping open the leather pouch and immediately cutting his finger. ]

Who the hell does that? Ow. A-holes. I really need to stop gettin' kidnapped already.

[ it seems like it's on him at this point by now. and he can only really think of one person who wants to kidnap him. the thought makes his blood run cold. he sticks his bloody finger in his mouth before finally getting to his feet, glancing nervously around. ]


Clap for the wolfman. (big bad wolf)



[ something wakes him up, face dripping with sweat. he edges towards the door on bare feet, hearing the scratching and not all that eager to find out what's making the sound. still, he's the captain. he has to be the brave one, right? peter gulps and shoves the door open and - nothing. he's greeted with the cool air of the night and a whole lot of nothing looking back at him. peter starts to breathe a sigh in relief when he catches sight of the bloody claw marks on the door and throws it shut with a loud slam. loud enough to likely be heard by neighboring cabins. ]

Wrong Kevin Bacon movie. Wrong Kevin Bacon movie.

[ just give him a minute to not flip the eff out when you come to check on him... ]


Romance ain't keeping me alive. (wildcard)



[ once it becomes clear he's not immediately getting out of here, peter loads up his pack and sets out to explore as much of this unfamiliar planet as possible. it seems uninhabited save for the people inexplicably dropped here, but that seems highly unlikely for the infrastructure in place. and the terrain reminds him of earth, it makes him want to return more than ever before. feel free to encounter him anywhere along the way!

there's nowhere that's off-limits for him and he walks often from sun up until sundown, often making camp by one of many bodies of water. he always ends up at the same place, however, something about it intriguing him more than any other location: the wishing well. peter thinks it reminds him of stonehenge - some mystical place that should make him feel some type of way. when he peers into the waters around it and notices the wooden disks like the ones in his pack he's rifling through to tear one out. huh. ]
amongfriends: (and I was in the darkness)

[personal profile] amongfriends 2018-08-28 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter? [She finds him on the road while approaching from behind. It shouldn't come as a surprise. Gamora was always the faster walker. She isn't in a rush to overtake him. This must be a trick. She doesn't want to find out what happens when she reaches him. She commits herself to saying nothing, walking slower. She forgets (or ignores) one vital thing: Peter, real or stone created, would always feel her gaze on him. He turns and she freezes. The fear in her eyes is plain to see. She doesn't think he's real. He's just another illusion to manipulate her. She has to be strong. The fate of the galaxy is at stake.]

Don't do this. [Gamora pleads as she backs up. Her only comfort really is that it isn't Groot or Nebula. They'd be even harder to take than this already. She stops moving back if only because she had a lifetime of cowering to Thanos. This is low, but she can take it. She stands firmly and her resolve returns. She won't fight back if only because it's a fool's errand. It'll be another illusion. She doesn't have to run away either.] It isn't going to work. I wouldn't believe a single word you put in his mouth.

[She braces herself for the next trick. He won't take kindly to her resistance for long.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he feels her presence though that isn't how it should work and as always, her steps fall silently. peter spins on his heel quickly like if he were to turn around in measures she'd vanish. but there she is: gamora. his throat immediately grows tight, eyes filling up with water. her words echo in his ear, I love you more than anything but then she's upset with him and he frowns. it stops him in his tracks from trying to close the gap. he opens his mouth and then shuts it again about three different times and he realizes what's happening. a hot tear trails down his face as his heart squeezes in fear. she thinks thanos is controlling this simulation, and honestly the thought had crossed peter's mind as well. ]

I love you, Gamora.

[ he says it with every ounce of conviction he feels in his chest, both of them knowing it's the one thing thanos would never allow him to say to her. even as a cruelty, his ego is too much for anyone or anything else to love her the way he does. bile rises up his throat even as he runs to her, physically unable to restrict himself anymore. he doesn't stop until his arms can slide around her shoulders and grip tight as he drags her in against his chest, not caring if she fights him now. ]

I love you.
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[personal profile] amongfriends 2018-08-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gamora's heart skips a beat. She can feel that true and powerful affection in her chest. Even if she didn't know all too well Thanos would never accept Peter's feelings, always dismiss him as a boy with a crush that needed to be pushed to act like a man worthy of his 'daughter,' that feeling would tell her the truth. Somehow they're together. She's never been more afraid and happy at the same time.

She stands there numbly as he collides with her and yanks her into his embrace. This can only end in pain so she may as well fall apart again. She sobs against his chest in regret. She should have never let any of them love her. She should have killed herself years ago to spare them all this. She can't take it back now so all she can do is let it out.]
I love you too. I'm so sorry, Peter. I'm sorry.
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the moment she says i love you back his grip turns bone-crushing, or it would for anyone else. he's never letting her go again. ]

No- no don't. Shhh, it's okay. It's all gonna be... okay. [ somehow. his face presses desperately in against hers as if they could make everything else disappear just by clinging to one another. ] It's my fault, I should've- I shouldn't have hesitated.

[ he made her a promise. god, he hates it when she cries. peter smooths back her hair and lets her get it all out. ]
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[personal profile] amongfriends 2018-08-28 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cybernetic limbs help when your boyfriend has you in a death grip. She welcomes it. It's healing considering the last man who had a grip on her. Gamora gives herself a minute to grieve before settling down. Her voice is shaky, but clear as she talks.] I asked too much of you. I should have taken care of it myself a long time ago. I was selfish.

[Now everyone is going to suffer for it. He'll tire of her resistance sooner or later and simply go after the mind stone to force the answers out of her.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you say that? You are the most unselfish person that I know. Really.

[ his eyes still shine with tears as he pulls back enough to catch her eyes, but there's a budding smile on his face now. the thought of her killing herself to spare him is too much to bear so he never allows it to be a fully realized thought. for however long, they're in this stop-gap and they need to make the most of it. they need to find a way to exploit thanos' ignorance of their reunion somehow. ]

Like Mother Theresa except a lot prettier, and less old.
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[personal profile] amongfriends 2018-08-29 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She forces a shaky smile. There's no sense arguing it. Neither of them are going to budge on their positions. They have bigger problems like the psycho who claims to be her father. Gamora finally reaches up to cup the side of his face while the question of what will happen next eats away at her.] What are we going to do, Peter?

[They appear free if nothing else. They're together. How can they turn the odds back in their favor?]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-29 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ he leans into her hand automatically, eyes sad even though a tremulous smile works its way across his lips. ]

We're gonna win, Gamora. Whatever it takes. I met these weird guys- from Earth? They're gonna fight him, too. We can do this. I know we can.

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Arrival

[personal profile] houmaprotector 2018-08-28 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is what Alec has learned. This place is...not empty. He doesn't know what or where or how, but it's not empty. This too, any attempts to leave are still met with failure. Scientific Method can kiss my ass...

He doesn't like how close he feels to Holland. It makes him nervous for reasons he can't explain. His mind keeps wanting to go to the pack secured inside his body. To the lock of hair, to the wedding ring. Are you two here? Is that what this is?

He hears- ...I really need to stop getting kidnapped already.

And his armor dissolves. He can't fully dissolve without leaving these things behind. Worth it to abandon them?

I'm done hiding. I'm scarier then whoever the hell this is.

There's a loud rustle and the sound of heavy footsteps off to the left. Rustling bushes. Like something out of a horror movie.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the rustling has him reaching for blasters that aren't at his hip, but still he spins on his heel, frowning at his finger when it starts to bleed freely the second he takes it out of his mouth. who keeps broken mirrors in bags and gives them to sleeping people??? his stuff is still strewn all around, but he ignores it now in favor of the creepy moving bushes. okay, so that's how today is gonna go? cool. ]

I'm warning you, whoever you are - or what...ever, you are. I am the legendary outlaw they call Star-Lord. I'm a guardian of the freakin' galaxy! Show yourself or I'm gonna get seriously violent. Think like, Bruce Lee levels of whoopass here.
houmaprotector: (king of the green)

[personal profile] houmaprotector 2018-08-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bruce Lee levels of Whoopass.

It's a struggle to think like the avatar, which is strange. His first instinct is to screw with the guy. The grass would be more then willing to help, as wood the wood, the trees, the branches-

His eyes narrow. One root climbs it's way out of the ground and makes a move to wrap itself around the stranger's ankle. Overeager. If it can't get a good grip it'll just do it's best to trip people and that is the last thing Alec really wants.

This man might not be a threat. Alec stays hidden, rolling his eyes as much as he can to let the roots do their work.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he yelps when the branch wraps around his ankle unexpectedly, but he doesn't struggle, instead just staring at it. wait a minute. ]

Groot? Groot, stop messing around. Is that kind of plain looking guy-god with the eyepatch still with you? [ peter reaches down and pats the roots, trying to get them to release. does groot not realize it's him? ] You're not still mad at me, are you? Those games are rotting your brain. I'm serious.
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[personal profile] houmaprotector 2018-08-28 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere, across divides and galaxies, across horrors, across millennia and the span of creation and consciousness there is a person laughing hysterically about what is about to be said.

Alec has no concern for that. Instead he steps out of the shadows, a 7 foot tall wall of green rotting plant matter, constantly shifting and moving. No point in threats.]


I'm not Groot.

[One very long vine pulls itself out of his body and points...before the vine around his ankle retracts. The creature sets his hands at his sides. Anyone powerful enough to capture him here would have a connection to the green.

This man is firmly in the red.]


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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-29 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. no, that is... not groot. he can't help the almost devastated expression that crosses over his face. ]

Definitely not. Groot is much cuter. [ said with all the pride of his dad!!!! ] At least, when his face isn't buried in that stupid game.
houmaprotector: (king of the green)

[personal profile] houmaprotector 2018-08-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Task at hand Quill. He'll ask about Groot later.]

Sorry to disappoint. Thankfully you're not my type. [As much as he hates to admit this - hates to admit it, if he picked a guy it'd probably be John. Out of all the men he's met he's the one who he respects the most and Abigail-

No time for that now Alec.

Focus on the task at hand.]


What is a Groot? And why did you think I was...him?

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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-29 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
He's a tree. Also my son.

[ whatever. all he can do is shrug. ]

What is a... you?

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[personal profile] arachnerds 2018-08-28 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[with all the shouting going on in the distance, peter spends more time than he'd care to admit trying to weigh up his options. on the one hand, the voice means potential answers. or at the very least, someone he can talk to. but on the other, stranger danger. especially when it sounds like the man is angry.

ultimately though, it's that need to investigate, to find out whether he can help in any way, that wins out. so surely enough, peter heads off to take a look.

with his suit swapped for a hoodie and pair of jeans, peter looks every part the teenager he is, right down to the awkward and almost uncomfortable look on his face when he finally rounds a tree and catches sigh of the other man. the other man who is...looking just as lost as he is.]


Uh...hello? Sir?
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-28 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sir. peter wrinkles his nose, spinning on a heavy boot to face the kid. wait, kid? the appearance of a teen makes him wonder where his own is; makes him regret letting groot go off with thor and rocket. ]

First of all, it's not sir, it's Star-lord. Second of all... [ oh shit this isn't just any kid. this is the kid he was just with. maybe he knows what happened? maybe it's his fault this happened. ] You never answered my question: is Footloose still the greatest movie of all time?
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[personal profile] arachnerds 2018-08-29 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Star...lord?

[his words are muttered under his breath, a confused look on his face. this other man is acting far too familiar, given that peter is at least 90% sure he's never met him before. hitching his pack up a little more, peter glances briefly back the way he'd come, the hairs on the back of his neck rising in the moments before there's a snap of twigs in the distance. it's just a deer or something, right? that's all it is.]

Sorry, Mr. Star-lord. But I think you've got me confused with somebody else?

[and he's fairly sure that any response he could make about footloose probably won't go down well because of that either.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-30 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
If you say mister it kind of negates the whole cool outlaw vibe I'm putting out, you get that, right? Ugh, whatever.

[ it literally doesn't matter!!!! peter stares at smol peter for a whole beat. is this kid for real? ]

I totally don't. You're the bug boy that hitched a ride on Thanos's ship. Duh.
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[personal profile] arachnerds 2018-08-30 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You're an outlaw?

[there's a certain amount of awe that seeps into his voice in the moments before he remembers that, right, outlaw=criminal, and criminal=bad. so that means he should be getting as far away from star lord as he can, shouldn't it?

except--]


Bug boy? [he doesn't mean...?] Wait, who's Thanos? Are you talking about the big donut ship in New York? Are you working for him?

[right. now's the time for panic. because if he's with the bad guys and he somehow knows peter's identity, then he needs to get out of there now. he needs to warn whoever else is on the island while he can.]
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-30 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I was. Now I'm a Guardian of the Galaxy which is - even cooler.

[ disgust and rage take up his gaze when peter asks if he's with thanos. he supposes they didn't really get to the answer session of their q&a but it's still an offensive accusation, even if the kid has no way of knowing different. ]

Heck no, I'm not with that purple butthole! I'm gonna smash his face into pudding and then blend that pudding into smoothies for all my friends.

[ he takes a breath, he knows he's high-key and it's still not peter's fault. he's gotten better at cooling down since dadding his own teen okay. ]

He took my girl, man. I was going to save her when I met up with you and your weird dads.
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[personal profile] arachnerds 2018-08-31 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[there's too much information in too short a space of time, and even for someone who rambles as much as he does, peter still has to take a few moments to process it all. to work out where to evenHOLD ON A SECOND!!]

Are you being literal? Like, you're actually from space?

[because that's a whole lot easier to focus on than the idea of trying to work out who these weird dads are that star lord's talking about.]

That's awesome. Do you have a space ship? Is it here? Can I see it? Have you ever met any aliens before? What's it like out there? Do you live on another planet or do you have, like, an Enterprise you live on instead?
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[personal profile] aromantically 2018-08-31 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't remember meeting me - okay. No, that's cool. I mean, I almost didn't recognize you out of the spider leotard. Whatever.

[ he kicks a clump of dirt at his feet and shakes his head. he can't really be that un-memorable???? it's happened to him his whole life but you would think it would stop sucking so bad. but then peter is coming around and he can't help but smile a little, thinking about when groot gets all worked up about something he really likes. because other than that he's pretty boring as a teenager. sorry groot, love you son! ]

I totally have a space ship, dude. And it's way cooler than the stupid donut thing we just left. Her name's the Milano, you know after the hottest actress ever: Alyssa Milano? She's orange and blue and my whole family lives there, all the Guardians. A talking raccoon - Rocket, my Ravager uncle - Kraglin, this big dumb guy made of sandpaper - Drax, a bug girl who can steal your feelings it's creepy - Mantis, and the most beautiful woman in the whole universe, or at least all the galaxies I've ever been to. Her name's Gamora and we have a son together, he's a tree.

[ how's that for too much information? ]

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